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Fart Putty Workshop - Wild Science Kit
 Fart Putty Workshop - Wild Science Kit
Wild Science Kit - Fart Putty Workshop

Wild Science is a range of collectible science kits with attitude! They are designed to have great play value whilst exploring fascinating scientific principles.
Learn the fart putty physics of long chain polymers. Be astonished at your growing collection of Boiled Boogers. Impress friends and horrify adults as you perform the three fingered 'Singing Slime Symphony'. The kit contains a special microwave-proof boiling tray, real chemistry and physics, beautiful instructions and all the ingredients for lots and lots of fun!
Price: $19.99
Ant Jungle Colony - Tree Toys Wild Science Kit
Ant Jungle Colony - Tree Toys Wild Science Kit
Tree Toys Wild Science Kit - Ant Jungle Colony

Ant Jungle is designed to highlight the amazing abilities of tiny but extraordinary creatures - ants! Watch as they lift, carry, and build their colony; wrestle to carry their food home; and rush to the surface when the colony is in danger! Ants make great pets; they are clean, easy to keep, and cost next to nothing to feed.
Price: $34.99
Aqua Dragons (Deep Sea Habitat w.LED Lights) - World Alive
Aqua Dragons (Deep Sea Habitat w.LED Lights) - World Alive
World Alive - Aqua Dragons (Deep Sea Habitat w.LED Lights)

Includes a special LED light up tank, live eggs, food, air bubbler, spoon and instructions. Includes 2x "AA" batteries. Aqua Dragons are living aquatic beings which you will bring to life! When you take them out of their state of hibernation in egg form and introduce them into the water, they will start to hatch and come alive! Aqua Dragons look like three-eyed flying dragons with a long tail and a large monstrous mane. They swim and play in fun fashion in their fascinating underground world. Looking after them, you can watch them grow, swim, play, eat and communicate
Price: $39.99
Aqua Dragons (Refill Pack) - World Alive
Aqua Dragons (Refill Pack) - World Alive
World Alive - Aqua Dragons (Refill Pack)

Includes the basics for hatching live Aqua Dragons in your own 400ml tank, includes live eggs, bubbler, spoon and instructions. Aqua Dragons are living aquatic beings which you will bring to life! When you take them out of their state of hibernation in egg form and introduce them into the water, they will start to hatch and come alive! Aqua Dragons look like three-eyed flying dragons with a long tail and a large monstrous mane. They swim and play in fun fashion in their fascinating underground world. Looking after them, you can watch them grow, swim, play, eat and communicate
Price: $12.50
Aqua Dragons (Underwater World Box Kit) - World Alive
Aqua Dragons (Underwater World Box Kit) - World Alive
World Alive - Aqua Dragons (Underwater World Box Kit)

Discover the mystery of Aqua Dragons! Live aquatic creatures which you will bring to life hatching them out of their hibernated egg state by putting them in water. Aqua Dragons have three eyes, long tailed, hairy headed dragons and they swim and play graciously in their fascinating aquatic underwater world. Care for them and you will see them eat, grow, swim, play and reproduce. This kit includes a double sided illustrated fish tank, eggs and food packets, feeding spoon, aerator, instructions and activity book. Suitable from 6 yrs+
Price: $24.99
Auto Drive - Mouse - Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
Auto Drive - Mouse - Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
PRODUCT FEATURES
1) Wireless 3 key USB mouse with scroll wheel
2) Low battery warning
3) Energy saving function
4) Built in automatic shut off timer function
5) On / Off LED headlight
6) Zoom out and Zoom in function, website browsing

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1) Resolution: 1000/1500/2000 DPI scanning (change manually)
2) Operating Range: 10m
3) Official licensed product
4) USB receiver, plug and play
5) Storable USB receiver slot
6) Compatible with PC or Mac
7) Support Windows 98/ME/2000/XP/7/VISTA/8, Mac OS X
8) 1XAA battery
Price: $59.99
Auto Drive - Mouse - Lamborghini Huracán LP610-4
Auto Drive - Mouse - Lamborghini Huracán LP610-4
PRODUCT FEATURES
1) Wireless 3 key USB mouse with scroll wheel
2) Low battery warning
3) Energy saving function
4) Built in automatic shut off timer function
5) On / Off LED headlight
6) Zoom out and Zoom in function, website browsing

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1) Resolution: 1000/1500/2000 DPI scanning (change manually)
2) Operating Range: 10m
3) Official licensed product
4) USB receiver, plug and play
5) Storable USB receiver slot
6) Compatible with PC or Mac
7) Support Windows 98/ME/2000/XP/7/VISTA/8, Mac OS X
8) 1XAA battery
Price: $59.99
Auto Drive - Mouse - Porsche 911 Carrera S
Auto Drive - Mouse - Porsche 911 Carrera S
PRODUCT FEATURES
1) Wireless 3 key USB mouse with scroll wheel
2) Low battery warning
3) Energy saving function
4) Built in automatic shut off timer function
5) On / Off LED headlight
6) Zoom out and Zoom in function, website browsing

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1) Resolution: 1000/1500/2000 DPI scanning (change manually)
2) Operating Range: 10m
3) Official licensed product
4) USB receiver, plug and play
5) Storable USB receiver slot
6) Compatible with PC or Mac
7) Support Windows 98/ME/2000/XP/7/VISTA/8, Mac OS X
8) 1XAA battery
Price: $59.99
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Aston Martin Vanquish
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Aston Martin Vanquish
PRODUCT FEATURES
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
1.9) 1/72 Scale

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
Price: $39.99
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
PRODUCT FEATURES
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
1.9) 1/72 Scale

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
Price: $39.99
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4
PRODUCT FEATURES
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
1.9) 1/72 Scale
PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
Price: $39.99
Body Outline Kit
Body Outline Kit
Body Outline Kit - Use the chalk to draw a body outline on the floor, circle the area of the body outline with the caution tape.
Price: $4.99
Boogers
Boogers
Boogers - Pull 'em & stretch 'em! Pick 'em! Soft & gooey! Don't eat 'em!
Price: $4.99
Boxing Kangaroo Pen
Boxing Kangaroo Pen
Boxing Kangaroo Pen
Price: $4.99
Broken Window
Broken Window
Broken Window - Peel off the paper and stick on the window, looks like window has been cracked!
Price: $3.99
Bullet Hole Transfers
Bullet Hole Transfers
Bullet Hole Transfers - Looks real, apply to car windows or mirrors.
Price: $2.50
Bullet Through Window Joke
Bullet Through Window Joke
Bullet Through Window Joke - Attach decal to glass surface, place on half of bullet on one side of glass and the other in the same location on the other side of the glass!
Price: $4.99
Cool Science Experiments - Spicebox Games
Cool Science Experiments - Spicebox Games
Spicebox Games - Cool Science Experiments
Price: $29.99
Corrobree Frog Keyring w.LED Torch
Corrobree Frog Keyring w.LED Torch
Corrobree Frog Keyring w.LED Torch
Price: $4.99
Creepy Creature - Bag Of Spiders
Creepy Creature - Bag Of Spiders
Creepy Creature - Bag Of Spiders
Price: $3.75
Creepy Slime
Creepy Slime
Creepy Slime
Price: $4.99
Devil Man Tooth Cap
Devil Man Tooth Cap
Devil Man Tooth Cap
Price: $3.50
Double Suction Cup
Double Suction Cup
Double Suction Cup - Make a cup stick to the saucer or a glass of beer stick to the table, many other funny uses, for laughs!
Price: $1.50
Exhaust Whistle
Exhaust Whistle
Exhaust Whistle - Adjustable to fit most vehicles.
Price: $4.99
Fake Blood
Fake Blood
Fake Blood - Squeeze blood from tube and apply gently.

Ingredients: Corn Syrup, Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Diazolidinyl Urea & D&C Red#40.
Price: $4.99
Fake Lipstick Mark
Fake Lipstick Mark
Fake Lipstick Mark
Price: $2.50
Fart Bomb
Fart Bomb
Fart Bomb - Squeeze the bag, drop it and run!!!
Price: $1.00
Glowing Wonder Stars
Glowing Wonder Stars
Glowing Wonder Stars.
Contains 50 Glow In The Dark Stars.

Twinkle twinkle, little stars. These glow in the dark stars transform your ceiling or walls into a universe complete with glowing galaxies and dazzling constellations.
Price: $7.50
Hairy Scary Jumping Spider - HOM Trick Spider
Hairy Scary Jumping Spider - HOM Trick Spider
HOM Trick Spider - Hairy Scary Jumping Spider

A hilariously immature addition to our hugely successful Lord Phartwell range. Contins 1 trick spider and air hose to make him jump. Box Size: 15cms / 6 inches
Price: $9.99
Hannibal Lecter Mask
Hannibal Lecter Mask
Hannibal Lecter Mask
Price: $4.99
Horrible Science Kit - Bouncy Eyeballs
Horrible Science Kit - Bouncy Eyeballs
Horrible Science Kit - Bouncy Eyeballs

Make eyeballs that bounce, find out how balls bounce and learn jazzy juggling. Make one large eyeball and three small glow-in-the dark eyeballs. Contents of Bouncy Eyeballs is 8 packs of crystals, large mould, small mould, plastic pot, funnel, measuring spoon and "Horrible Info" leaflet. Suitable from 8 yrs+
Price: $24.99
Horrible Science Kit - Creepy Crystals
Horrible Science Kit - Creepy Crystals
Horrible Science Kit - Creepy Crystals

Grow a creepy crystal tree, create your own diamonds and make crystals that rock! Discover how crystals form and foul facts about crucial crystals. Contents of the Creepy Crystals kit are ammonium dihydrogen orthophosphate, tree growing solution, tree card, Petri-dish, colour tablet, seed crystal, round bottle, funnel, limestone rock and 'Horrible Info' leaflet. Suitable from 8 yrs+
Price: $24.99
Horrible Science Kit - Shocking Rocket
Horrible Science Kit - Shocking Rocket
Horrible Science Kit - Shocking Rocket

Make a water-fuelled rocket, defy gravity and learn how rockets blast off into space and other shocking rocket facts. Contents: plastic rocket, nose cone, finx, rubber stopper, valve, stickers, sticky tape and ' Horrible Info' leaflet. Suitable from 8 yrs+
Price: $24.99
Horrible Science Kit - Slippery Slime
Horrible Science Kit - Slippery Slime
Horrible Science Kit - Slippery Slime

Make your own slippery slime, mould a slithery glow worm, check out how many squelchy farts, discover why glow worms glow and other foul facts! Contents: glow-in-the-dark slime with glow worm mould, make your own slime powder, plastic pot, fart pot, wiggly eyes, and 'horrible Info' leaflet. Suitable from 5 yrs+
Price: $24.99
Invisible Ink Powder
Invisible Ink Powder
Invisible Ink Powder - Used by secret agents all over the world. The message you write remains invisible until heated over a flame or iron.
Price: $2.50
Koyo Games - Smarty Yoyo w. Auto Return (Asstd. Colours)
Koyo Games - Smarty Yoyo w. Auto Return (Asstd. Colours)
Koyo Games - Smarty Yoyo w. Auto Return (Asstd. Colours)

A display with 12 yo-yos in three colours. These are Smarty Clutch yo-yos with auto-return feature
Price: $9.99
Live Life 3D Poster - Siberian Tiger
Live Life 3D Poster - Siberian Tiger
Live Life 3D Poster - Siberian Tiger

Be stunned by the incredible high definition super 3D effect of our 3D LiveLife Posters. Seeing is believing to experience the realism of these marvellous images in a poster format! Finished Size: 39.5 x 29.5 cm Suitable for children from Age 3 and Adults
Price: $14.99
Live Life Science Kit - Violent Volcano
Live Life Science Kit - Violent Volcano
Live Life Science Kit - Violent Volcano
Price: $24.99
Love Potion
Love Potion
Love Potion - Mix with hot water to enable you to do what you think you can!!!
Ingedients: Glucose, Powdered Ginger.
Price: $3.50
Melissa & Doug Games - Suspend Jr
Melissa & Doug Games - Suspend Jr
Melissa & Doug Games - Suspend Jr

Building on the tremendous success of Suspend, the new Junior version brings this blockbuster balance game to younger kids with brighter colors, lighter pieces, and a brand-new spinner. Game play is easy: Simply set up the frame, spin the spinner, and balance the color-coded pieces to create an incredible hanging structure. Race against your opponents to be the first to run out of pieces—but watch out: one wrong move and the whole structure could fall! This thrilling game is perfect for young player as there is no reading required, and the skills required to succeed grow with every game. Kids learn how to balance and counterbalance, take smart risks, and foresee consequences, all the while having lots of fun! For 1-4 players. Suitable from 4 yrs+
Price: $39.99
Neon Colors Putty
Neon Colors Putty
Neon Colors Putty - Shape it, Mold it, Stretch it, Snap it & Bounce it.
Price: $2.50
Nerd Glasses
Nerd Glasses
Nerd Glasses - Now you can look like a rocket scientist!
Price: $4.99
Nerf Vortex Pocket Aero Whistling Football Shaped Flyer - Hasbro
Nerf Vortex Pocket Aero Whistling Football Shaped Flyer - Hasbro
Hasbro Nerf Vortex Pocket Aero Whistling Football Shaped Flyer
Price: $12.50
Over The Hill Condom Key Chain
Over The Hill Condom Key Chain
Over The Hill Condom Key Chain - Life time supply! Note: This is a novelty item only, NOT to be used.
Price: $4.99
Over The Hill Couch Sipper
Over The Hill Couch Sipper
Over The Hill Couch Sipper
Price: $4.99
Peel Off Coin
Peel Off Coin
Peel Off Coin - Remove peel off backing, stick to a surface and wait to see who gets caught trying to lift the coin.
Price: $1.99
Pet Puke
Pet Puke
Pet Puke - Looks like the cat did it! Place on kitchen floor!
Price: $4.99
Phoney Hickeys
Phoney Hickeys
Phoney Hickeys - Applies the same as temporary tattoos.
Price: $2.50
Pimple & Wart
Pimple & Wart
Pimple & Wart - Great for that special occasion!! They look real, adhesive included.
Price: $3.99
Pirate Eye Patch
Pirate Eye Patch
Pirate Gold Tooth
Price: $2.50
Pirate Gold Tooth Cap
Pirate Gold Tooth Cap
Pirate Gold Tooth Cap
Price: $4.99
Pirate Skull Ring
Pirate Skull Ring
Pirate Skull Ring
Price: $4.99
Realistic Cockroach
Realistic Cockroach
Realistic Cockroach - Scare Mum! Put in the sugar bowl or salad!
Price: $2.50
Rubber Chicken
Rubber Chicken
Rubber Chicken
Price: $14.99
Shoe Squeaker
Shoe Squeaker
Shoe Squeaker - Peel the paper of the sticker & stick the item on the heel of the shoes secretly. Sound comes out when victim walks.
Price: $4.99
Skeleton Fingers
Skeleton Fingers
Skeleton Fingers - Scarey Fun! Put it in your pocket or book.
Price: $2.50
Slinky Original Walking Spring Toy
Slinky Original Walking Spring Toy
Slinky Original Walking Spring Toy
Price: $12.50
Stick On Buttock
Stick On Buttock
Stick On Buttock - Stick the pad on a chair, peel off the other side of the sticker and then ask your friend to sit on the chair.
Price: $3.50
Stick On Moles
Stick On Moles
Stick On Moles - Great for witches, monsters or funny people disguises.
Price: $4.99
Used Cotton Bud
Used Cotton Bud
Used Cotton Bud - With Ear Wax. Disgusting! Leave on dining table or bathroom.
Price: $2.50
Vampire Blood
Vampire Blood
Vampire Blood
Price: $4.99
Vampire Blood & Teeth
Vampire Blood & Teeth
Vampire Blood & Teeth - With glow in the dark teeth.
Price: $7.50
Vampire Teeth
Vampire Teeth
Vampire Teeth
Price: $4.99
Vampire Teeth - Glows in the dark!
Vampire Teeth - Glows in the dark!
Vampire Teeth - Glows in the dark!
Price: $4.99
YoYo Strings (5 Pk) - Yomega
YoYo Strings (5 Pk) - Yomega
Yomega - YoYo Strings (5 Pk)
Price: $7.50
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- 1963 Volkswagen T1 Bus (Kombi) (SOLD)
Auto Drive - USB 8GB- 1963 Volkswagen T1 Bus (Kombi)
PRODUCT FEATURES
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
1.9) 1/72 Scale

PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
1.1) Portable
1.2) Personal storage
1.3) Rectratable
1.4) Free wheel USB car
1.5) Headlight on after plug into the computer
1.6) Light will flash when input datas
1.7) Official licensed product
1.8) Plug and Play
Price: $39.99
Live Life 3D Poster - T-Rex Scene (SOLD)
Live Life 3D Poster - T-Rex Scene
Live Life 3D Poster - T-Rex Scene

Be stunned by the incredible high definition super 3D effect of our 3D LiveLife Posters. Seeing is believing to experience the realism of these marvellous images in a poster format! Finished Size: 39.5 x 29.5 cm Suitable for children from Age 3 and Adults
Price: $14.99
Live Life Science Kit - Really Rotten Experiments (SOLD)
Live Life Science Kit - Really Rotten Experiments
Live Life Science Kit - Really Rotten Experiments (x10)

10 fiendishly rotten experiments! Hide cockroach in soap, mould a fake poo and make your own vile vomit and ghastly green slime! Contents: The set comes with plastic stomach, vinegar, funnel, bicarbonate of soda, goggles, plaster of Paris, poo mould, paints and paintbrush, green food colouring, fart pot, glycerine soap pieces, beaker, microwave tray, soap mould, pipette, plastic cockroach, 36-page Top Secret Lab Notebook. Suitable from 10 yrs+
Price: $49.99
Old Fart's Beer Bong (SOLD)
Old Fart's Beer Bong
Old Fart's Beer Bong - Still partying! Just a little less. For those guys who just can't party like they used to!!
Price: $3.75
Suspend - Melissa & Doug Skill Game (SOLD)
Suspend - Melissa & Doug Skill Game
Melissa & Doug - Suspend Skill Game

A family game of tricky hangs and steady hands! Try this hanging balance game and you'll be hooked! Suspend comes with 24 notched, rubber-tipped wire pieces to hang from a tabletop stand. Sound easy? Try adding another piece! Each time a bar is added, the balance shifts, the difficulty changes and the incredible midair sculpture transforms. Can you add all your game pieces without making it fall? This tricky game for 1-4 players is a test of steady nerves and steady hands. Suitable from 8 yrs+
Price: $39.99
Yo-Yo - Alpha Wing - Yomega (SOLD)
Yo-Yo - Alpha Wing - Yomega
Yomega Yo-Yo - Alpha Wing

ALPHA WING YO-YO By YOMEGA Introducing Yomegas all new, value priced string trick yoyo! The Alpha Wing features a flared body shape, wide string gap and steel axle perfect for new players to learn basic string tricks! Now you can enjoy legendary Yomega quality and performance at a great low price.
Price: $17.50
YoYo - Yomega Fireball (Asstd Colours) (SOLD)
YoYo - Yomega Fireball (Asstd Colours)
Yomega - Fireball Yo-Yo (Asstd Colours)

Yomega High Performance Yo-yos. Has a poster and instructions inside. Weighs 52g, and has an auto return system. Skill level is player
Price: $22.50